|  You could someday be a winner!
Grand Prize:
      A trip through time to any point in history you choose! Official Rules:
      Prize will be awarded at an undisclosed point in the future (after
      practical time travel is invented). The winner will be determined
      after some sort of voting procedure is used to decide whose entry
      is the most deserving. Individuals may enter more than once;
      however, boring and/or overly numerous entries will be rejected
      by our panel of non-impartial judges. Other restrictions and
      limitations may apply. Let the buyer beware. Carry no wooden
      nickels. And so on.  
            
            We're sorry, but we are temporarily unable to accept new 
            entries. Stay tuned, as this situation will eventually be remedied. |