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PERTAINING TO THE SALE AND RECEIPT OF ONE IMMORTAL SOUL
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BEING'S NAME _____________________________
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DATE
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| Be it known that on or after the aforementioned
DATE and for the AGREED UPON PURCHASE PRICE, the BEING, creature, or entity
who has made its MARK on this document has agreed to render unto the undersigned
BROKER said being's IMMORTAL SOUL for whatever purposes said broker shall
determine appropriate. This is a negotiated arrangement between said being,
who, being of sound or unsound body and mind, has willfully made its mark,
and said broker, who has signed and witnessed said being's CONTRACT. Receipt
of said soul shall take place before or after said being's mortal form
has expired, as determined by said broker, and according to the whims of
said broker's client(s) as outlined in said client(s)'s contractual agreement
with said broker. All sales are final, and absolutely no rules, regulations,
spineless lawyers, or non-deific interventions can change the form, content,
or results of this agreement. For metaphysical reasons (see Rights of
the Damned, section 378.2: Some Things Man Was Not Meant to Know)
physical copies of this contract are not required as proof of purchase,
and therefore are still binding if destroyed. The space for BEING'S NAME
on this contract is a formality only and is not needed as an entry, correct
or otherwise, and is superceded by the entry in the space for BEING'S MARK.
Future sales by said being of its said soul are negated by this contract
and will be considered illegal and invalid by said broker and said client(s).
This contract is binding throughout all planes of existence and is independent
of time.
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Copyright YOG SUTHOTH INC., GMBH
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