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 I came home from work eager to log on and etc but the dialup wouldn't. So 
I lift the receiver and hear a noisy line, static. And I call PacBell and 
they won't have a guy around here until Monday! So I'm cut off for a while. 
 
 
 It occurs to me that I've been doing exactly what I got busted for in 
1985. I earned an official "Letter Of Caution", a written reprimand that 
said I "typed in excerpts from a novel and stored them online". And I'm 
still surrendering to this weird compulsion. I thought all copies 
of my files were purged, but my friend Eddie managed to save what I'd done 
(unfortunately output from a CAPS-ONLY printer), here's a summary of the 
contents of the offending file, xxxxx.MYFILE.DATA(SET1):
 
- The diner scene where Dagny gets her first $ cigarette, from Atlas Shrugged
 - an article called "The 'Euros' Take Manhattan" by Jeffrey Hogrefe
 - Walker Percy's Introduction to A Confederacy of Dunces
 - some of the lyrics of "A Rum Tale" by Procol Harum
 - the first half of "February 1999: Ylla" from The Martian Chronicles
 - lyrics to "Hejira" by Joni Mitchell
 - a few paragraphs from "Fathers And Sons" by Ernest Hemingway (mashing, heinous)
 - two columns of lyrics: left - from "Maybe Baby", right - from "The End Of The World"
 - a scene in the Connecticut Ave apartment from The Winds Of War 
 - the scene in The Stand where the Dark Man tells Nadine his name
 - Chief Broom's dream from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
 - a story Sam Spade tells Bridget O'Shaughnessy in The Maltese Falcon
 - "The Fable Of The Good Lion" by Ernest Hemingway
   
I thought it would be neat to have a little bit of this sort of material stashed 
away amongst all the dry numbers and orbital data on those NASA mainframes I 
worked with. Plus it gave me something to do on grave shift, and I was really 
intrigued because I could save stuff like this, never having the ability 
to save lower-case (or any, really) text before (it was a transitional time). They gave me 
this account, said it was mine for whatever - what was I supposed to do with it? 
 
 I remember that night in 1977 I slept under the stars near the Welsh 
frontier, and it grew rainy. Rather damp the next morning, I got a ride 
from a pudgy man who was delivering pies in his small lorry. He 
dropped me off in town where I went into the only place that was open, 
which turned out to be just a store, no coffee or breakfast, sorry. So I 
went back outside, followed shortly by a woman who'd been in there too 
who hailed me on the sidewalk with an "I say!" She took me back to her 
place (a house a few blocks away) where she served me not only coffee 
but eventually an entire English breakfast (toast and fried eggs, bacon 
and the stewed tomato). As I sat in the pleasant kitchen, her teenage 
daughter came downstairs, carrying a small radio which was playing 
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida", softly. Then she went back upstairs. I can't 
recall what happened next. 
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