By-Laws of the Wunderland Toast Society

Rule #1: A member of the WTS will always respond to a question about the organization by saying:

"I gather it's some sort of secret society"

Rule #2: In the face of all evidence to the contrary, no member of the WTS shall ever admit to being a member of the WTS.

Rule #3: No member shall ever reveal to a non member the true meaning of the word Toast.

For information on joining the society, please contact us.