******** Scene: Transporter Room. Transporter Operator is slouching against the console, bored out of his skull. That is, until the doors whoosh open unexpectedly. Lite: Hi pardner! You'll play with me, right? Transporter Operator: AAAAAAGH! You! Get away from me you little monster! Lite: Alright! Finally some respect! (to Transporter Operator:) What's the matter dude? Afraid of a little kid? Transporter Operator: What, me afraid? You bet! You just stay over there and everything will be just fine! (Runs to put the console between him and Lite.) How about if we get some nice security people down here to play with you? Lite: I wanna play with YOU! (Runs around the console at Transporter Operator, tackling him in a tangle of arms and legs) Sound effects: Ooof! Thud! Crunch! Transporter Operator: Yaaaa! Jeez kid! Those spurs are sharp! (Gets up and runs to the other side of the console, holding his side.) Lite: Yeah! What a great idea! I can play horsy with you! Transporter Operator: Oh, (pant! pant!) you want to play horsy? Well, come on over then little tyke. You get one ride on uncle Transporter Operator's back. (Kneels down) Lite: Oh Boy! (runs around and climbs on. Transporter Operator stands up suddenly) Whoa! Hey bean-brains! This isn't supposed to be a bucking bronco ride! Yaaaa! Transporter Operator does an expert pinwheel-backflip and throws Lite across the room. Transporter Operator: Ha! Thought you got me didn't you! Well I'm gonna send you where you are going to bother anybody again! (Stabs a button on the console, and Lite, who conveniently landed on the transporter pad, melts away in the glow of the transporter beam.) ******** Scene: Hallway. Jiapa is walking tiredly down a hallway, and is joined by Scribonia, who comes out of a crew lounge. Scribonia: Hi! Having any luck finding the kid? Jiapa: Ha! He's gotta have rockets on his boots! Every time I get the computer to locate him, by the time I get there he's gone already! Scribonia: Well, the first sign you get that he's causing trouble, call security. I'm not sure I like him running loose on the ship; I mean, he is a Hidden Valley Rancher you know. Jiapa: What, Lite? He's just a kid. He just seems to be real hyperactive, that's all. Well, he's supposed to be around here somewhere. (to ic:) Computer, locate Bloocheez Lite! Computer: Bloocheez Lite is not on the Heisenberg. Jiapa and Scribonia look at each other. Jiapa: Uh oh. ********
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