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Run Ronnie Run :)
Methadone is to
Heroin as Ronnie Dobbs
is to Mr. Show.
Bad Astronomy
Pretty Magic
"This new school is much more oppressive and strict.
I would have to go through alot to create a card club. But I
knew I had to, because I couldn't get through a week without
playing Fluxx! The second week in my new school, I marched into
the principal's office to speak to him about my plan. Let me
tell you, he was stubborn. First he said 'Absolutely not!' right
in front of my face... Within the next week, I started a massive
campaign. I started visiting teachers and asking them there opinion
on this matter. Slowly but surely, I gained their vote. I was
completely devoted to making this work. I wanted to show other
students that there was something wrong with the oppressive system
and that something can be done about it. This sounds like an
unprobable fiction story, but this is what I did. Miraculously,
the principal called me down to the office during literature
the next week. He told me with a smile on his face that the teachers
had agreed to allow the club. He also added that they thought
that I was quite a character... I was just glad I got this club
going." -- Rabbit report sent in by Maxx
Cho
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Carta Mundi Saves the Day! |
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The
new Werewolf
T-shirts arrived, and as you can see from this photo of Liam,
they look awesome! Remember, these shirts are a Dangling
Carrot exclusive, so if you haven't signed up as an official
Mad Lab
Rabbit yet, you might want to do so now! In other new product
news, we're getting ready to publish IceTowers as the second
in our line of boxed Icehouse
games... scroll down
for a glimpse inside.
And then, there's Stoner
Fluxx...
You
may have heard that we're moving forward with the publication
of Stoner Fluxx. The short version of the production report is
that we've given the job to our usual card printer, Carta
Mundi, so we're confident the cards will be of the usual
high quality and delivered promptly after completion from the
plant in Tennessee where they'll be printed.
In the long version of the story, we very nearly gave the
job to someone else, and came to our senses at the last minute.
Here's what happened: Even though we've been very pleased with
Carta Mundi over the years, other printing companies are increasingly
trying to get a piece of our business, and sometimes it's hard
to say no to them, particularly when money talks. One such company
was promising to deliver finished Stoner Fluxx decks for the
same price Carta Mundi gives us per deck, even though the size
of the print run was to be only a third that of the big print
runs we've been doing of Fluxx
(and like anything, prices go down when you buy in bulk). Since
we're donating a substantial portion of our proceeds on this
product to the drug peace movement, price is even more of a factor
than usual on Stoner Fluxx, which made us receptive to this new
printer. Moreover, being somewhat paranoid, we rather liked the
idea of lining up a back-up printer; we'd like to believe that
someday, somebody's gonna mention Fluxx on a talk show, or something
similar, and we're gonna find ourselves flooded with way more
orders than we can handle. What if this "tipping point"
arrives, and just then we have trouble getting onto Carta Mundi's
printing schedule? It just seemed like a good idea to be lining
up another supplier, just in case. And anyway, the price was
better and they said they could get the decks finished in 6 weeks,
so we thought, why not? Since they're based in New York, they're
even close enough for us to take a road trip to watch the cards
being printed, like we did when we
visited Carta Mundi's plant in Tennessee during the first
printing of Chrononauts.
So while I got the artwork finalized, Kristin was finalizing
the Purchase Order, and when she asked to get the delivery schedule
in writing, she found out why this new printer was able to do
so well on the price: they were planning to print our cards in
Hong Kong! And even though the sales guy kept saying 6 weeks
was still no problem, when we insisted on getting it in writing,
and he then actually checked with the printing plant in Hong
Kong, the answer came back that we wouldn't be able to get the
decks to us until the END of DECEMBER! This was obviously unacceptable
since we clearly hope to capture a lot of holiday sales. They
had budgeted for shipping by ship -- and although they offered
to let us pay several thousand dollars more to have a portion
of the print run sent via air freight, we obviously were not
happy about this plan. If you've read our Mission
Statement, you also know that we make a point of having our
goods manufactured here in the USA, so we were really pretty
upset when we discovered that this apparently-American company
was going to subcontract our job to a printer overseas. Finally
of course, it's rather laughable to think that this company could
quickly provide printing services, as a backup to our primary
printer, when we'd have to wait 3 or 4 extra weeks for actual-ship
shipping.
So, we ashamedly went back to Carta Mundi (feeling the guilt
that anyone feels when they've been tempted by the fruit of another),
and happily, they're gonna work us into their schedule, with
an expected ship date that's more than a week before Thanksgiving!
Yay!
Thanks for saving the day, Carta
Mundi! We're sorry we ever had doubts... you can obviously
deliver in a pinch!
[Note to potential investors:
Because of all this, we're now contemplating a bigger run of
Stoner Fluxx than we can currently afford to fund, in order to
get the costs back down.]
As for the IceTowers boxed set, here's a look at the underside
of the box:
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As you can see, the set will feature a frosty color scheme
consisting of White, Clear, Purple, and Cyan. That's right, IceTowers
will include a new color! Cyan pieces will not be available in
stores except inside IceTowers sets; however, we are planning
to make Cyan pieces available a la carte to Mad Lab Rabbits,
as another Dangling
Carrot Exclusive.
The top of the box will feature another painting by Alex
Bradley, based on my stories about the
Empty City. (I'm very happy with his sketches thus far,
and I can't wait to see the finished work!) We're finally realizing
the vision for the Icehouse set we had back in the early nineties:
an exciting, real-time board game played using beautiful plastic
pyramids, which is packaged with both the rules for the game
and the novel that inspired it. We're hoping to have IceTowers
available by early December.
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Don't Forget to Play!
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"To call the U.S. the 'freest
and most democratic nation in the world' strains credulity. As
the global community knows full well, this 'free nation' exercises
absolute sovereignty over a number of disenfranchised colonies,
including Guam, American Samoa, the Northern Mariana Islands,
and Puerto Rico -- where 4 million U.S. citizens lack both the
presidential vote and voting representation in Congress. And
speaking of democratic embarrassments, it just so happens that
citizens living in Washington D.C. are also governed without
their consent, as they too lack representation in the House and
Senate. One needn't even get into the Florida electoral fiasco
to see the gaping holes in U.S. democracy. That the Heritage
Foundation invokes such a cheerleading mantra about the United
States demonstrates its dangerously nationalist blinders." -- Chris Mooney, "We
Aren't the World: The Right Takes on the United Nations" |
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"People in Blue America, which is my part
of America, tend to live around big cities on the coasts. People
in Red America tend to live on farms or in small towns or small
cities far away from the coasts. Things are different there.
Everything that people in my neighborhood do without motors,
the people in Red America do with motors. We sail; they powerboat.
We cross-country ski; they snowmobile. We hike; they drive ATVs.
We have vineyard tours; they have tractor pulls. When it comes
to yard work, they have rider mowers; we have illegal aliens." -- David Brooks, "One
Nation, Slightly Divisible" |
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"I know that most men, including
those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom
accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such
as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which
they have delighted in explaining to colleagues, which they have
proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by
thread, into the fabric of their lives." -- Tolstoy
(seen quoted at MAPinc.org) |
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